The Daily Unicorn

17. Singapore. Nerd/Geek. Crazy Cat Lady. Socially impaired unicorn.

I occasionally blog too! Check it out at thedailyunicorn.wordpress.com

mildlyamused:

sorryforhavinganopinion:

One time I was playing The Sims. My kid had a soccer game, and while the teams were huddled up, I changed to buy mode and put washing machines around the opposing team, enclosing them within their detergent scented prison. Thanks to my ingenious strategy, my child’s team was able to take the ball from the opposite goalie and score repeatedly. By the time the clock ran out, we were up 46-0, and the opposing team was sobbing in puddles of their own piss. I am the best soccer mom.

PARENTING

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loosescrewslefty:

powerpuff-save-the-day:

Powerpuff Girls was actually a show about a group of small children crushing the patriarchy and no one will convince me otherwise

Anyone who tries to convince you otherwise obviously wasn’t watching the same show.

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evilnerdproductions:

“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“

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“You would be so much cuter with make up-“

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“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“

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“You shouldn’t wear that-“

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“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“

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thusspakekate:

miaoumiaoumerchant:

Reasons to love Dexter.

Why am I laughing this hard? I’m going to pull something.

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cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable

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eskatoad:

rude

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stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

(via struck-by-perfect-colfer)

WHEN SOMEONE VOTES NO ON A REALLY IMPORTANT RESOLUTION

decorumdelegates:

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motiontoblog:

Gentle reminder that conference season ends in just a few short weeks…

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